For as far back as I can remember, we have always compared the man who is well hung or has a huge dick to that of the donkeys’. In my hometown, you would hear things like “ol’ boy the man na Jackie”; in other words the man is a jackass which is another name for a male ass or donkey & jackie is the guy name for jackass. Aside of donkeys being the yard stick for defining huge dicks, horses are also used but who cares horses & donkeys are cousins.
The story or joke I am about to tell I first heard some forty years ago but I have sexed it up to give it some oomph.
Way back in the eighteen hundreds in a mining town in Arizona, the miners always gathered at the Mad Horse saloon for drinks, card games, sing alongs & of course, women and every day they noticed this lonely, morose, sad and melancholic donkey just hanging outside the saloon. Somebody added that the donkey always looked so sad. “Oh yes” everybody concurred. Jerry the foreman of the miners then called all to attention & said that he is offering $100.00 (big money then) to anyone who could make the donkey laugh. Little O’Malley immediately took him on and said with such boldness “ I will make that donkey laugh” then he went on to ask “ will you give me another $100.00 if I make it cry” he asked? Jerry the foreman agreed. Everyone was surprised at O’Malley’s move; they had always known him to be a timid and shy fellow and all he ever did was to do all the odd jobs for the big boys but true to form, this was also an odd job. Regardless they still wondered what Little O’Malley who stood at just over 5ft 2ins could be up to.
So O’Malley stepped out on the dirt road and met with the donkey while all the other folks struggled for good viewing positions from inside the saloon.
As the people watched, O’Malley tenderly took the donkey by the head and he seemed to be saying something into the donkey’s ears. In no time the donkey was kicking around, laughing, neighing and running up and down the dirt road. Everyone was amazed “What in heaven’s name overtook that donkey” many asked? O’Malley beckoned for calm while he summoned the donkey. He took the donkey to a corner where no one could see. When he returned the donkey actually was crying with tears running down its eyes.
O’Malley walked up to Jerry the foreman who did not hesitate in paying him the $200.00 as agreed. But then everyone pleaded with O’Malley to let them into the secret. O’Malley said “To make him laugh I told it I had a bigger dick than it and of course no donkey would ever believe that”. Everyone agreed that it made sense; “but then what did you do to make it cry?” they asked in unison. “Oh that was easy “he said. “I took him round the corner and showed him my dick” he added. While all the men gazed at O’Malley in amazement and disbelief, the ladies had rushed at him shouting out things like “O”Malley I’ll give you for free; O’Malley you dn’t have to pay rent anymore; O’Malley I always thought you were 6ft tall” and so on and so forth. Rumour has it that O’Malley went on to travel the Wild West exhibiting his huge talent, making good money and fathering some fifty or more children. His road show was named DA DICK. It is claimed that he was ambushed and clobbered to death by 2 very irate husbands; one said he no longer could feel his wife and the other rejected his son saying that he was just as talented as O’Malley.
There are a few lessons from this story; 1)Do not underrate a man because of his size ;2) Do not use your natural talent recklessly for you might die early.
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