VISIONS, DREAMS & REVELATIONS IN MANCHESTER

VISIONS, DREAMS & REVELATIONS IN MANCHESTER And it came to pass that the Manager of Manchester City did awake from his sleep sweaty, puzzled, dazed & troubled. His darling wife ( at least I think he has a wife) of many years, having never seen him like this asked “What troubleth thee my dear; in all our years of wedlock never have I seen you so worried & perhaps traumaed(tized)”. Mancini “I thought I did hear the Lord call out to me in my sleep warning me of terrible things ahead”. What sayeth the Lord?” his wife asked. Mancini “ The Lord doth call out to me saying ‘ Roberto, Roberto beware the 6th of may for the wrath of Cisse doth await thee. For he striketh with both feet’”. Mean while back in the house of the Lord, a couple of angels approached the Lord & said “Lord it will be good for us to take this same message to the dressing room of Man city for truly the wrath of not only Cisse but also Danbaba doth await them ”. And the Lord said no for the cost of transportation is very high especially by British Rail. The Lord said “ Send it by text in Spanish & English so that they all may understand the word of the Lord.” Patrick Doyle